The title below I’ve seen blowing in, around, and through the internet tubes. It is from a site called “Duffelblog.com“, and is clearly a satire type site.
Other titles viewed in the sidebar are, “Mattis signs order formally recognizing Jalapeno cheese spread as currency at all DoD facilities“, “Army Welcomes First Openly Transgender Military Working Dogs“, and “Air Force to allow average looking, uncool people to become fighter pilots“.
But it was kind of hilarious, so I post a few snips below the title. Remember, this is satire!! (but what a great idea!!)
“In a move which political analysts say is the most positive step for U.S.-Russia relations in years, the Russian government has announced their new ambassador to the U.S. will be technology expert Edward Snowden… Lavrov and Snowden were joined by U.S. Ambassador to Russia John Tefft, who presented Snowden with a token of thanks from the United States: a full and unconditional pardon from the U.S. Justice Department.
“Russia’s announcement was greeted with enthusiasm by U.S. President Donald Trump, who said Snowden had been highly recommended by former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn, as well as his good friend Julian Assange.
“He added that as a goodwill gesture the U.S. was strongly considering appointing Chelsea Manning as his next ambassador to Russia, in the event her planned confirmation as Deputy CIA Director falls through.”
Remember, this is satire!!